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Pick your target
Choose a dating profile, social profile, selfie, bio, or let RoastRush surprise you.
Playful AI. Questionable life choices.
How bad is your profile?
Upload a profile, selfie, or bio. RoastRush turns it into a fast, funny roast built to send straight to the group chat.
Free. About 30 seconds. No account before you try.
Final verdict
“LinkedIn confidence with marketplace decision making.”
The RoastRush promise
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No ambush accounts
Try the free roast before signing up.
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Your upload stays yours
Not public or used in ads without permission.
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Savage, not harmful
Funny-friend energy with clear safety boundaries.
One minute to regret
From upload to group chat.
The whole flow is designed for thumbs, short attention spans, and friends who will absolutely screenshot this.
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Choose the heat
Go Mild, Spicy, or Nuclear. The jokes get sharper, while safety limits stay put.
🌶 Mild🌶🌶 Spicy🌶🌶🌶 Nuclear
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Share the damage
Get observations, an entertainment-only score, a final verdict, and a ready-to-post share card.
Fictional example roast
Your prompts say “adventure.” Your photos say “parking lot.”
That “fluent in sarcasm” line has survived three phones and zero rewrites.
Five group photos. Bold strategy making strangers solve a visual captcha.
The sunglasses in every photo are doing more privacy work than your settings.
For entertainment only. Scores are playful, subjective, and never assessments of attractiveness, health, personality, or other consequential traits.
Roast score
82/100
- Main Character Energy
- 9/10
- Trying Too Hard
- 8/10
- Friend Approval
- Questionable
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Best first offense
Full Roast
$2.99
One payment. Ten-plus personalized observations and the complete case against your profile.
- Extended roast and first impression
- Your Biggest Offense + Profile Emergency
- Things Your Friends Are Too Nice to Tell You
- Premium share card and final verdict
Roast Battle
Compare two voluntarily uploaded profiles across harmless, funny categories.
$3.99
Roast the Group Chat
Up to five profiles, individual roasts, group superlatives, and one chaotic share card.
$6.99
Tiny print, plain English
Before you hand AI the evidence.
You uploaded it. Don’t blame us.
The group chat needs new material.
Drop in a screenshot and get your free roast in about 30 seconds.
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